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Wed Jul 27 11:17:31 CDT 2016	Baby Boomers

 One thing you can't slight on us baby boomers: when ordering a
 cup of coffee or tea, most of us won't ask for more extras and
 ingredients than a pharmaceutical cocktail.

Fri Jul 22 09:11:22 CDT 2016	Some Things to Consider

 The shooting death of Alton Sterling resulted in public demonstrations
 that were peaceful and reflected a sense of civic unity seldom
 seen elsewhere. The shooting deaths of three members of law
 enforcement resulted in a massive outpouring of support from our
 local communities and business establishments.  There are really
 lovely people here. That means Baton Rouge can be a better place
 than we've known it to be.

Thu Jul 21 13:57:39 CDT 2016	In a month and a day, 

 I'll be working in a  position for which - among other things -
 I can enjoy my favorite pencils and fountain pens, and show off
 my best handwriting and penmanship.

Mon Jul 11 14:59:06 CDT 2016	In the 70802

 Loudest human-made noises I've heard over the weekend were the
 police helicopters and spotter planes.

Sun Jul 10 08:30:32 CDT 2016	Status-seeking Posers

 One thing that hasn't changed over the years: the status-seeking
 posers are always with us.

Thu Jul  7 09:13:01 CDT 2016	Stand and Chill

 No questions asked.
 No judgment passed.
 I'll hold myself still.
 I'll stand and chill.

Wed Jul  6 10:09:14 CDT 2016	H A P P Y \o/ B I R T H D A Y !

 Happy Birthday! to His Holiness, the Fourteenth Dalai Lama.

Wed Jun 29 03:18:36 CDT 2016	Dear Public Bus Rider

 Your free ride on this bus was paid for by everyone currently
 enrolled at this university. Please show a little respect. Thanks.

Wed Jun 22 10:02:43 CDT 2016	Awesomeness :)

 Watching someone walk with a newer-generation prosthetic lower
 leg. Their gait is so natural and so smooth, were they wearing
 long pants, I would have never known they were fitted a prosthetic
 lower leg. 

Wed Jun 15 20:54:04 CDT 2016	My Own Words

	Instead of saying,

	"I hate violence,"

	I'd rather say,

	"I love NON-violence."

	- Robert Bigelow

Sun Jun 12 16:28:41 CDT 2016	Deadliest Massacre in U.S. History

 Deadliest massacre in the history of the United States, all because
 someone didn't like the sight of two men kissing.

Thu May 26 08:36:48 CDT 2016    Nerdist Podcast

 "We live in an era of the franchise industrial complex."

        - Duncan Jones

Available Online:

Wed May 25 08:53:39 CDT 2016    Quote

                If I could get my
                membership fee back,
                I'd resign from the
                human race.

                - Fred Allen

Fri May  6 07:43:35 CDT 2016    Make this country great again?

 For starters, how about a country without cat-calls and lynch mobs? When
 mega-corporations and mega-churches pay their fair share of the tax
 burden? When qualified and able men and women can earn a college degree
 absolutely free? When adequate health-care and Internet access becomes
 a public good? When ethnic and sexist slurs are publically banned,
 and hateful creeps are publically shunned? OK. I'll stop now.

Wed May  4 09:08:22 CDT 2016    Nerdist Podcast: Funcomfortable

 "Goth barbecue. Where the meat is always dark and the chicken cuts
 itself." - Chris Hardwick

Available online:

Tue Apr 26 15:04:54 CDT 2016    Contemplating My Retirement

 Contemplating my retirement somewhere there is good public transit and
 I will never overhear an ethnic, homophobic, or misogynist slur.

Sat Apr 23 12:35:59 CDT 2016    Signature S.T.F.U.

 My signature S.T.F.U. is "Kindly, if you will." articulated with elegance
 and eloquence.

Thu Apr 21 22:18:46 CDT 2016    Commonwealth Cosmetics

 "Commonwealth" is cosmetic language for "We're an empire and we're
 going to take your resources from you."

Mon Apr 11 10:36:45 CDT 2016    Foghorn Leghorn Calling

 Answered the phone at the help desk and I could JUST SWEAR it was
 Foghorn Leghorn calling.

Wed Apr  6 21:17:40 CDT 2016    Motor Vehicle Morons

 A young friend was riding her bicycle in a designated bike lane when she
 was struck by a motorist in a blue sedan that left the scene. :-( Except
 for bruises and scratches, she's OK and a report has been filed. Ya'll
 be careful and watch out for these motor vehicle morons.

Tue Apr  5 09:14:34 CDT 2016    Post-Wedding Back-to-Work

 Three amazing days. Gorgeous weather, annual leave from work, and
 fabulous people.

Tue Mar 29 07:02:12 CDT 2016    Pre-dawn Diurnal with Sister Moon

 Sister Moon watches over me as I exit the stairs to make my way through
 the blueness of the twilight. Decrepit bus, decrepit city, I do not
 mind as I walk this pre-dawn diurnal, a walking yoga that stills the
 mind as the body moves one step at a time.

Mon Mar 21 08:52:46 CDT 2016    Nice People Here

 This isn't always the best place to live and work but there are nice
 people here and we always manage to find each other.

Sat Feb 20 12:04:30 CST 2016    Next Door Neighbors

 "Honey, lets go to Lucy's. That place on the corner is sketch."

Tue Feb 16 00:12:46 CST 2016    Alien (1978)

 Of all the "cuts" I've seen of this film, none are as terrifying as
 the original theatrical release.

Fri Jan 29 20:51:43 CST 2016

 Longest "parade" on this night are the cars going east on Spanish
 Town Road.

Fri Jan 29 08:58:51 CST 2016    RIP, HRM, King George III

 On this day in 1820 King George III died. Dubliners were told to paint
 their doors black to mourn his passing and the naughty Irish painted
 their doors anything BUT black.

Tue Jan 26 13:06:06 CST 2016    The Risk Isn't Worth Taking

 Even if you don't believe that karma will bite your ass nine ways from
 Sunday, the risk isn't worth taking.

                        Don't Screw People Over

Sun Jan 24 00:38:53 CST 2016    Sad Posse Clown

 If you are jealous and hateful of someone because they like their job and
 they're good at it, you are one sad posse clown who needs to get a life.

Fri Jan 22 20:01:50 CST 2016    Bayou Country Superfest, 2016

 So that local friends may plan their activities accordingly, the Bayou
 Country Superfest will be May 27 - 29, 2016. Tickets went on sale today.

Mon Jan 11 08:17:16 CST 2016    David Bowie (1947-2016)

 An oddity is a precious thing.

Mon Jan  4 23:13:24 CST 2016    Mississippi River at Baton Rouge

 The river is now at flood stage. Let's all go stand atop a parking
 garage and watch the idiots walk on the levee and let their kids play
 on the booms.

Fri Jan  1 23:09:37 CST 2016    Resolution No. 1

 Stop hating myself.

Thu Dec 31 15:50:07 CST 2015    NYE 2015 Plans

 Put on a kilt (for Hogamany), pour a glass of wine, and listen to R.E.M.

Mon Dec 28 18:24:20 CST 2015    Sense of Atmosphere

 One of the attibutes of "Star Wars: 'A New Hope' and 'The Empire
 Strikes Back'" that endears me to them is an unmistakable sense of
 atmosphere. Everything after that always seems to fall flat.

Mon Dec 21 11:48:27 CST 2015    An Odd One

 I had it in mind that I'd be an "odd one" for not wanting to own or
 operate an automobile. Lo and behold, it seems that quite a lot of
 "millennials" don't want to, either.

Sun Dec 20 12:25:36 CST 2015    Recommended Movies on Netflix

Short Term 12

Blue Ruin

People, Places, Things

The Hurt

Your Sister's Sister


Side Effects


Elite Squad: The Enemy Within

The One I Love

Mon Dec 14 11:46:19 CST 2015    Nerdist | Silversun Pickups

 Silversun Pickups chat with Chris and Kyle about life on the road,
 meeting their heroes and life back in L.A. They also  talk about their
 newest album Better Nature, and they play three songs for the podcast!

Wed Dec  9 09:03:33 CST 2015    John Lennon at Shea Stadium

 I remember footage of an interview with the Beatles at Shea Stadium
 all those years ago and a teenaged John Lennon commenting, "We'll be
 lucky if we last two weeks."

Fri Dec  4 20:50:20 CST 2015    Planned Parenthood

 Planned Parenthood is one of those programs the government cannot afford
 NOT to fund. It is not a "welfare program" and may very well have saved
 the government no telling how many times over the cost of funding it.

Mon Nov 30 08:16:45 CST 2015    My Own Choice of Words

 I have my own choice of words for people who abandon their animals
 without any attempt at arrangement for adoption or shelter. I have my
 on verbal poison for those who dump them in our neighborhood, as if
 we're the city animal dumping ground.

Sat Nov 28 19:42:01 CST 2015    Fraudluent Charges Horror Stories

 Keep an eye on your bank and credit card transactions. The fraudulent
 charges horror stories are starting to pop up like mushrooms.

Tue Nov 24 18:25:23 CST 2015    Suspicious ADT "Repair Person"

 Homeowners using ADT security systems, please be on the alert for an
 alleged ADT "repair person" that called upon a homeowner in the Oaks
 Subdivision of Port Allen. When telephoned, the company replied they
 had not sent anyone out there and would not do so unless the homeowner
 requested it.

Sun Nov 22 23:01:03 CST 2015    Why I Voted Early

 No lines, no crowds, and you're in and out quick. If something like bad
 weather or the job gets in the way on that day, there's still another
 chance to cast your vote.

Tue Nov 17 09:03:32 CST 2015    Straight Folk

Straight folk who keep using the noun "fag" in my presence will be
regarded as a tourist and treated accordingly.

Tue Nov 10 10:24:43 CST 2015    So ... How was my Monday?

 It started with this batty Tiger Trails bus operator carrying us down the
 wrong way in a construction zone nearly colliding with another vehicle,
 then she turns into the wrong way on North St.

Mon Nov  9 20:10:34 CST 2015    The Old Student Union

 I miss the old student union when it wasn't some mini-mall food-court. I
 miss the bowling alley, good coffee in heavy china mugs, and the old
 bookstore with all kinds of neat stuff you wouldn't find anywhere
 else. The barber shop is gone, too

Sat Oct 31 16:19:06 CDT 2015    "Fall Back"

 Don't forget to "fall back" your non-networked time devices one hour
 before you turn in for the night then help yourself to an extra hour
 of sleep.

Wed Oct 28 21:43:01 CDT 2015    Mountain of Patience

 Being condescended to is a sore point with me. I made my own way in
 life and there were times when I figuratively - and literally - pulled
 myself out of a situation by my own boot-straps my own sweat and my own -
 rare as they may be - my own smarts. I can be a sweet human being and a
 loyal friend. I can be a mountain of patience but when I've had enough,
 that's it. I want absolutely nothing to do with someone who repeatedly
 condescends to me.

Tue Oct 27 15:05:42 CDT 2015    Grow a Pair

 When you finally grow a pair and start standing up for yourself, then
 you're suddenly a total asshole in the of eyes of those who condescended
 to you.

Mon Oct 26 09:39:29 CDT 2015

 One of those times I should be grateful I live where I do. Highest
 ground in the city. Spanish Town Historic District.

Mon Oct 19 23:48:49 CDT 2015    Whisker in the Eye

 Nothing like trimming the ole beard and a whisker flies into an eye.

Mon Oct 12 09:29:30 CDT 2015    Monday Mornings

 Nothing like waking up to the sound of exploding transformers and
 wondering if you're going to have to get ready for work in the dark.

Sun Oct 11 11:31:18 CDT 2015    Haircut Selfies

 I just realized that about the only time I take a "selfie" is when I
 get a haircut so I can show the barber how I want it to look the next
 time. :-)

Fri Oct  9 09:13:12 CDT 2015    Washer and Dryer

 An increase in rent with the promise of a washer and dryer in my
 apartment. Happy Friday.

Thu Oct  8 08:21:05 CDT 2015    Anguish of Abandonment

 I'd rather keep to myself than risk the anguish of abandonment.

Wed Oct  7 15:37:32 CDT 2015    Do for Myself

 I will do for myself before I will risk the injury of a broken promise.

Thu Oct  1 15:06:30 CDT 2015    #pinkwashing

 When I refer to #pinkwashing, it's to those companies who surreptitiously
 use the pink ribbon and breast cancer awareness month to boost their
 sales and profits while donating very little to help fund breast cancer
 research, diagnosis, and treatment.  That is the original meaning of
 the term hash-tagged above.

Mon Sep 28 08:27:54 CDT 2015    Two-thousand-dollar MacBook

 First year freshman gets a two-thousand-dollar MacBook for college.
 Two months into the semester, it's stolen. A few days later, first year
 freshman gets another two-thousand-dollar MacBook.

Tue Sep  8 14:07:30 UTC 2015    Perpetually Snippy Co-workers

 Perpetually snippy co-workers that zero in on your every mistake,
 then make a building-wide production out of it.

Sun Sep  6 12:39:20 CDT 2015    Proud Parent Moment

 I remember someone mentioning he'd gone to the Eastbay Costco with
 his toddler a few weeks after this day year before last.  "Daddy,
 why Christmas? It isn't even Halloween yet."

Wed Aug 26 10:43:02 CDT 2015    Womens' Equality Day

 On this day in 1920, women achieved the right to vote in the US.

Fri Aug 21 12:05:59 CDT 2015    Ashley Madison incident.

 What people should be taking from this is that anything a person posts
 on "the Internet" should be considered as either public or can be made
 public at a moment's notice. Nothing is private.

Fri Jul 10 09:10:31 CDT 2015    25 years a conservationist

 I've always been ashamed that I didn't embrace conservation until I
 was twenty-nine years old because I might have made something more of
 a difference had I done so ten years earlier.

 These days, we are witness to a series of events that are almost too
 complex to try to explain to an American public that is thoroughly
 brainwashed by advertising and consumer culture.

Sat Jun 27 13:03:13 CDT 2015    #LoveWins

 The best advocates aren't always the law-makers, judges, or heads of
 state. Most of the time they are the everyday people you encounter who
 like you just the way you are.

Wed Jun 24 09:36:52 CDT 2015    Practice speech.

 If you should see or overhear me talking to myself, I'm practicing what
 to say in public.

Tue Jun 23 09:13:21 CDT 2015    Just be yourselves.

 It is universally inappropriate to assume or co-opt an ethnicity or
 socioeconomic class that isn't yours and to an underprivileged class
 or a minority, it's also very insulting. Please don't.

Mon Jun 22 14:29:09 CDT 2015    Comb-over Punks

 The best way to deal with a comb-over punk like Trump is not to give
 them any attention in the first place.

Sat Jun 20 18:38:28 CDT 2015    Spanish Town Historic District

 I remember when gas was less than a dollar a gallon and there were
 fewer cars in this neighborhood.

Mon Jun  8 16:08:38 CDT 2015    little old man cake

 When I'm in swimsuit shape for next summer, I'll be wearing one of those
 classic 1920's tank suits men wore that cover the chest.  I want to be
 THE cutest little old man cake at the pool or on the beach.

Mon Jun  1 09:39:01 CDT 2015    Dietetic Poetics

 I can now more easily move around, having taken off just those few

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